Personajes: Marco y Júlio.
[Entra a escena Marco, andando de forma torpe y con las piernas separadas]
Marco: ¡Júpiter bendito!¡!que calor!
Júlio: Pero como que calor, ¡por Pólux!, ¡si estamos en diciembre!
Marco: Pues yo tengo calor. ¡Mira! [Enseñandole la entrepierna]
Júlio: ¡Pues, por Júpiter tonante, si que debes tener calor amigo!
Marco: Como ves si.
Júlio: Y ¿cómo puede ser amigo?
Marco: ¡Que Júpiter me fulmine si yo lo sé!
Júlio: Pues si que le costará fallar, con tal concupiscencia.
Marco: ¡Hay de mi y de mis calores!
Júlio: ¿Y duele?
Marco: Como nadar en el Flegeonte
Júlio: ¿Y molesta?
Marco: Como los leprosos en las calles
Júlio: ¡Por Júpiter si que tienes problema grave amigo mio!
Marco: Y que lo digas, pero que quien haya hecho esto deba paar, por las furias de Urano, que no quedará impune, no te quedad duda, puyes si bien es cierto que entre las féminas es tentación para mi es perdición completa, ya que molestaduele, y además es cuestión de risa y de calor de los que están a mi lado.
Júlio: Ni tanto compañero
Marco: ¿A que te refieres Julio?
Júlio: Que si bien cierto es que molesta, hiede, acalora y duele, no es parco en verguenza ni en escándoalo, asi como es todo eso, tambien es leve fino y breve y por eso para mi que no habrá de quien note que ahi abajo algo se mueve.
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